What are some of the worst names to name a kid?

Just wondering lol. The one I was think of was Walter. lol yikes!

What are some of the worst names to name a kid?
best one i've heard was from another answerer who said her friend calls her baby you-reen but spells it Urine.
Reply:fred
Reply:billy,David and etc. those are them everyday names u need a name that u don't hardly hear
Reply:These rules should be a Law when you have a child:





1. No "trendy" names. How many kids will have the same name by the time your kid goes to school?





2. No last names as first names. That's just snobby.





3. No names of Places. How many kids do you know that are named "Austin"??





4. No names of Things or Objects. "Apple"?? Come on.





5. No words you heard in the Hospital. My cousin is an Premie ICU nurse and he has seen people name their kids after diseases because they thought the word was pretty.





6. Unless you are a Hippy in the 60's don't name your kid after the seasons or weather.





7. "Brandy" is the most common name for a Dog. Don't name your girl "Brandy"





8. No uni-sex names like "Chris", "Kelly" or "Pat", it's just confusing.





9. Think about what the name will mean when they get older. "Billy" is cute at 4. "Billy" is redneck at 40.





10. Don't repeat the name like John Johnson.





11. Don't make something up. Do you think that a "Laquanzaa Shreek" can be a VP of IBM??





12. Don't use a name that looks like you grabbed the letters randomly out of a scrabble bag.
Reply:Often times it depends on the last name, since there are few names that are in themselves bad, though some are so outdated as to be odd. For example, David is hardly a bad name. But if the kid has a middle name of Issac and a last name of Kennedy... Well yeah, that isn't good.





However, the worst single name that one can give their child is anything made up. Skyler is NOT a name, it is a crime against humanity.
Reply:Edwin, Hercules, Edward, Prince William...
Reply:Just look at baby names by the rich and famous





Moonshine, River





But the best one is Tipper (GORE) and beleive it or not she is the lady who created Parent advisory lyrics sticker idea on albums after listening to Darling Nikki (mastubating in a magazine) on the Prince Album Purple Rain! Perhaps people should have a sticker over baby naming books saying Children advisory Names (don't call your children stupid names as they will be beaten the f*ck out of at school and picked on for the rest of their lives don't torture your children please!)
Reply:Lucifer, Adolf, Mistake.
Reply:Never, ever give a kid a name because you think it would be funny or cool. Parents are universally seen as stupid by their kids already, don't prove them right. First, don't make the kid's name something you'd laugh at before he even gets to school, like Filbert Puffiwinkle Johnson, or the pun Stone Wall (apparently, puns are popular in England). Don't make your kid sound bad@ss before he even gets a chance, like Maxx Payne or Serious Sam; this is nickname territory only. As a rule, don't make up new names or spellings, since you're never as smart as you think you are. Never name a kid something that fits in only with a fringe movement, like hippie names (Star, Sunshine, Moon, Flower); you never know what direction your kid's life is gonna take.
Reply:Well..My husbands mothers name is LaVonda..and his sisters sons name is Taja...and I have a girlfriend getting married soon, her fiances name is Tajeth...shortened to T.J. thank goodness! My neighbors daughter is soooooo cute but her name is Agnus...but the one name I think will probably make everyones mouths drop is a girl in my daughters second grade class...get ready...her name...is....Dionne Gets-Down-Often..I swear on it. I have issues with a child, especially a young girl, having to grow up with this name. I do think maybe she is of some Native American descent..but still, she has to go to public school!!
Reply:fred,joe,ann,cesar,robert,walter is pretty bad to,dan, winifred
Reply:Gaylord Focker


Gertrude


Martha


Ada


Fred


Aryus (girl)


Bo Hunter


Candida


Chlamydia


Cinsere (boy)


Courvoisier (boy)


Harveyetta


Kailet


Kason (combination of parents' names Kay and Jason)


Kelbie Klare (Krispy Kreme fans, are they?)


Lake Avalon


Latrina


Placenta


Precious Champagne


Nosmo King (say it together)


Shawmel (combination of parents' names Shawn and Melanie)


Soleil Capri


TiaWanna


Wadine


Wrynne
Reply:I responded to "Handsome Gentleman" 's similar question with this:





"I read about a woman who named her twins Gonorrhea and Syphilis. Another one named hers Morphine and Opium, saying that when she heard that she heard they were products of a wild poppy, and their poppy was as wild a man as she'd ever known. Also, a joke about a couple who called their 3 kids Eeny, Meeney and Miney, saying "There ain't gonna be no Moe." "
Reply:my girlfriend used to work at a day care and this woman had 2 kids one named tommy and one named hilfiger. that's about the worst i've ever heard.
Reply:I hate the name Phylis. Reminds me of an STD.
Reply:This one lady somewhere named her kids Orangejello and Lemonjello, but it was pronounced a-RAHN-juh-lo and le-MON-juh-lo.
Reply:I HATE common names like Amanda, Amy, Madison, Taylor, Elizabeth, Mary etc and Mathew, mark , Luke and John. Come on how boring can u get! I used to work around alot of kids and the worst name I ever came across was Mydarling (2 girls were called this) poor things. There is also a guy I know called Mike Hunt - say it fast!
Reply:Anything irritatingly exotic. I hate how the celebrities name their kids weird names, like after objects (i.e. "Apple" "Mercedes" "Dakota")





Here are some bad names to have:


Jason Walker (Jay walker)


Robin Banks


Rob Banks


Myles Long


Woody Forrest


Buck Hunter


Ben Dover


Seymour Buttz


Art Paynter


Brad Baker


Justin Tyme


Joe King
Reply:I personally hate the name Malachi -- it's just an ugly name.





I really hate all of the cutsie bubble gum names that everyone names their kids now a days as well !!
Reply:My friend named his son Bolt. Yes.. like bolt of lightning.


And I heard on the radio the other morning of a lady who named her daughter Clamitia. (spelling) as in the sexually transmitted disease.
Reply:lyric,apple,moses pretty much all the celebrity baby names are horrible
Reply:Mohammed
Reply:bob. they would get so much crap for being called bob. robert is ok, but not bob.
Reply:my mother went to school with a Harry Dick.





he was american indian and each year he would come up with an american name to use in school. each year he would try to pick something that would make the teacher blush
Reply:"Lyric"
Reply:Norbert


Maurice
Reply:leslie for a boy shirley for a boy yikes
Reply:MARTI
Reply:chrisanthemo
Reply:I think Sylvester Stallone's kid was named Sage Moon Blood.
Reply:I think if you named you child Nautica Hilifiger and that is an hones ot god name of a child in my hometown. Because all his mon wore was those two brands of clothing.