What would be more cruel than being male with GIANT for last name and naming male child Jolly Green?

Birth announcement in newspaper.

What would be more cruel than being male with GIANT for last name and naming male child Jolly Green?
at least its original





my name's probably the most common in the us
Reply:Naming the same child IwishMyCockWere.
Reply:more cruel would be someone with the last name of Paratestes (greek) with male child named harry.....true story!